{"id":7290,"date":"2020-04-25T14:14:04","date_gmt":"2020-04-25T11:14:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sozbizde.com\/?p=7290"},"modified":"2020-04-26T00:14:40","modified_gmt":"2020-04-25T21:14:40","slug":"7290","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arsiv.sozbizde.com\/index.php\/2020\/04\/25\/7290\/","title":{"rendered":"YA\u011eDANLIK YAHYA EFEND\u0130 ile Hafta Sonu Muhabbeti"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7307 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/sozbizde.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/zzzzzzzzz.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"401\" srcset=\"https:\/\/arsiv.sozbizde.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/zzzzzzzzz.jpg 600w, https:\/\/arsiv.sozbizde.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/zzzzzzzzz-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0\u015eirret Gazetesi, 2 Ramez\u00e2n 1441<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Efendim, malum, evlerde hapisiz. Balkonday\u0131m. Benim evin dibi koruluk. (Yani \u015fu kadar a\u011faca ne gerek var, dikecekler \u015furaya bir AVM, millet rahat rahat girsinal\u0131\u015fveri\u015fini etsin&#8230; de neyse bu ayr\u0131 bir mevzu, bir ara ona da de\u011finiriz.) Ku\u015flar bir feveran ki sormay\u0131n. Hepsi o bet sesleriyle Cik C\u0130k Cik CEHAPEEEE CEHAPEEEEE diye \u00f6t\u00fcyor. Bana m\u0131 \u00f6yle geliyor bilmem ki! GAAAK GAAAAK, AAAAK Partiii, AAAAK Partiiii! diye b\u00fclb\u00fcller gibi \u015fak\u0131yan kargalar nedense suskun bug\u00fcn. Allah&#8217;\u0131n i\u015fi i\u015fte! Vard\u0131r bir hikmeti. Uzaktan mart trenini ka\u00e7\u0131rm\u0131\u015f bir erkek kedinin \u015fans\u0131n\u0131 deneme \u015fark\u0131s\u0131 duyuluyor. Hadi in\u015fallah. M\u00fc\u015fteri \u00e7\u0131karsa en az \u00fc\u00e7 encik isterim.<br \/>\nTatile hasret \u00fcmmetin \u00e7o\u011funa evde huzur i\u00e7inde tatil imk\u00e2n\u0131 sa\u011flayan Allah&#8217;\u0131n l\u00fctfu Corona karde\u015fimize, devletimize ve \u00f6zellikle ulvi ki\u015filikli \u015fahs\u0131m&#8217;a \u015f\u00fckranlar&#8230;<br \/>\nCEHAPEEEE diyen ku\u015flara bir ta\u015f att\u0131m, isabet etmedi ama susar gibi oldu k\u00e2firler. Oh, \u00fclkede hi\u00e7bir muhalif sesin olmamas\u0131n\u0131 tefekk\u00fcr edin bir de!..<br \/>\nO g\u00fcnler de gelecek in\u015faallah!<br \/>\nH\u00fcrmetler efendim. \u0130yi tatiller&#8230; Bilhassa 65 ya\u015f \u00fcst\u00fc olanlar, bug\u00fcnlerin k\u0131ymetini bilin&#8230;.<br \/>\nH\u00fcrmetler y\u00fcce liderimiz..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u015eirret Gazetesi, 2 Ramez\u00e2n 1441 Efendim, malum, evlerde hapisiz. Balkonday\u0131m. Benim evin dibi koruluk. (Yani \u015fu kadar a\u011faca ne gerek var, dikecekler \u015furaya bir<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1286,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-halil-urgan","category-yazilar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/arsiv.sozbizde.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/arsiv.sozbizde.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/arsiv.sozbizde.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arsiv.sozbizde.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arsiv.sozbizde.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7290"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/arsiv.sozbizde.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7290\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7308,"href":"https:\/\/arsiv.sozbizde.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7290\/revisions\/7308"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arsiv.sozbizde.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/arsiv.sozbizde.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arsiv.sozbizde.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arsiv.sozbizde.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}