PAZAR;
\nB\u0130R TAT\u0130L G\u00dcN\u00dc.
\n(K\u0131sa \u00d6yk\u00fc)
\nMehmet Akif-2020
\n.
\n…H\u0131\u0131..H\u0131\u0131. Do\u011fru, g\u00fcnlerden pazar.
\n…Hey gidi g\u00fcnler hey! Nas\u0131lda ak\u0131p ge\u00e7iyorsunuz? Her
\nbiriniz pazar g\u00fcn\u00fcne yol a\u00e7mak i\u00e7in ne de \u00e7ok didiniyorsunuz.
\nHangi y\u00fczy\u0131l\u0131n, hangi mevsimin, hangi haftan\u0131n pazar\u0131? Evet?
\nSiz de benim gibi bilmiyorsunuz?! Bak\u0131n bunu biliyorum.
\n…Pazar i\u015fte. O da ne yaps\u0131n? Gelecek. Bir kez gelmesi istenmi\u015f.
\n…Saat sabah\u0131n sekizi. Bak\u0131n, \u00fc\u00e7te biri uykudayken ge\u00e7mi\u015f.
\nGeri kalm\u0131\u015f iki dilimi, yani on alt\u0131 “Donkk!”. Bir saatini
\nuykudan uyanmaya say (tuvalet, el y\u00fcz y\u0131kama,v.b), kendine
\ngelmeye. Bir saatini kahvalt\u0131ya (peynirin kesilmesi, dolaptan
\nmaydanoz rokan\u0131n, zeytinin, re\u00e7elin \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131lmas\u0131, domateslerin
\ny\u0131kan\u0131p kesilmesi, \u00e7ay demlenmesi, yumurtan\u0131n pi\u015firilmesi)
\nay\u0131r. Yar\u0131m saatini \u00fclke ve d\u00fcnya g\u00fcndemini kavramaya. Yar\u0131m
\nsaatini e\u015fe dosta sosyal medyadan hal hat\u0131r sormaya.
\nVay vayyy..Vay. \u00d6\u011fle yeme\u011fi, ak\u015fam yeme\u011fi, sevgiliyle (sevi\u015fme
\ndahil) ge\u00e7irilecek zaman, okuma, yazma, \u015fehirde bunca
\nt\u0131k\u0131nmay\u0131 eritmek i\u00e7in yap\u0131lacak y\u00fcr\u00fcy\u00fc\u015f. Hadi sana kolay
\ngelsin, tep, s\u0131k\u0131\u015ft\u0131r bakal\u0131m pazar\u0131n artta kalan\u0131n i\u00e7ine.
\n…\u015e\u00f6yle bak\u0131yorum da pazar sana, hani \u00e7akandan
\nyakla\u015ft\u0131r m\u0131 yorsun kimseyi yan\u0131na. Neymi\u015f: Tatil g\u00fcn\u00fcym\u00fc\u015f s\u00fcn?
\nSen \u00f6yle san zavall\u0131. Oysa, metro, otob\u00fcsler, tramvay, taksi
\ndolmu\u015flar, vapurlar yine \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yor. Bak, \u015furada ki \u00e7\u00f6p bidonu
\nyine kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131l\u0131yor; \u0130\u015fe yarayanlar el arabas\u0131ndaki \u00e7uvala
\ntepi\u015ftiriliyor, sonra, kan ter i\u00e7inde di\u011fer bidona y\u00f6nel-iniliyor.
\nYine gazeteciler, i\u015f ba\u015f\u0131nda: Patronlar\u0131n\u0131n belirledikleri
\nhaberlerin pe\u015fine tak\u0131lm\u0131\u015flar. Yine i\u015f\u00e7ilerin bir k\u0131sm\u0131 yeni
\ngirdiler vardiyalar\u0131na. Yine bebelerin g\u0131rtlaklar\u0131na giriyor
\nbu\u011fday yerine kor. Yine k\u00f6yl\u00fcler hanidir bir avu\u00e7 kalm\u0131\u015f
\ntarlalar\u0131n\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131nda; Kimi pamuk sulamada, kimi ba\u011flar\u0131n\u0131
\nila\u00e7lamada, kimi ara a\u00e7mada, kimi koyun k\u0131rpmada. Yine
\notelde ah\u00e7\u0131lar yemek pi\u015firmekte, n\u00f6bet\u00e7i savc\u0131lar ifade
\nalmakta, doktorlar ise re\u00e7ete yazmakta. Yine analar\u0131n
\nbal mumu renkli g\u00f6zlerinden s\u00fcz\u00fcl\u00fcyor yakut renkli
\nya\u015flar. Hangi tatil? S\u00f6ylesene, nas\u0131l tatil?
\n…Hadi oradan ge\u00e7 bunlar\u0131, kand\u0131rma. \u00c7ekil git ba\u015f\u0131mdan;
\nTanr\u0131n\u0131n protokol g\u00f6revlisi seni. Dua et, ne\u015feli, canl\u0131, g\u00fcler
\ny\u00fczl\u00fc, sevecen, herkese kar\u015f\u0131 nazik, sab\u0131rl\u0131 kuma\u015ftan
\ndokunmu\u015f elbisem \u00fczerimde. Kendini fasulye gibi nimetten
\nsayma. Biliyor musun, sende i\u015f yok. Sende kibirli bir
\ntavus ku\u015funun al\u00e7ak g\u00f6n\u00fcll\u00fc\u011f\u00fc var. Bir akarsu akmaktan,
\nbir yel esmekten usanmaz ise, bir vefas\u0131z b\u0131kmaz ise
\nvefas\u0131zl\u0131ktan; Kanat \u00e7\u0131rpan ku\u015ftan, k\u0131y\u0131ya vuran dalgadan,
\ntepeyi yalay\u0131p giden g\u00fcne\u015ften, son nefesini veren ya\u015fl\u0131
\nadamdan ne fark\u0131n var senin? Nas\u0131lsa birazdan s\u0131yr\u0131l\u0131p
\ngideceksin yan\u0131mdan.
\n…Fark\u0131nda bile de\u011filsindir, bu tatil g\u00fcn\u00fcnde, \u0130stanbul’un
\norta yerinde gen\u00e7ten biri, kafay\u0131 \u00e7ekmi\u015f, k\u0131skan\u00e7l\u0131k ya da
\nge\u00e7imsizlik y\u00fcz\u00fcnden kar\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 \u00f6ld\u00fcrm\u00fc\u015f; Kad\u0131nca\u011f\u0131z kan
\nrevan i\u00e7inde yatar kald\u0131r\u0131m\u0131n \u00fczerinde. Bir kad\u0131n hastanede,
\nbir di\u011feri tarlan\u0131n orta yerinde uzanm\u0131\u015f boylu boyunca ilk
\n\u00e7ocu\u011funu do\u011furmakta. Birinin ba\u015f\u0131nda beyaz g\u00f6mlekli
\ndoktorlar, di\u011ferinin hak getire. Ama \u00f6yk\u00fc bu, sana inat,
\nikisinin de kocas\u0131n\u0131, karde\u015flerini, analar\u0131n\u0131 yan\u0131 ba\u015f\u0131nda
\nyazd\u0131m. Seninle i\u015fleri ne? Be\u015f y\u0131ll\u0131k ni\u015fanl\u0131lar bu gece
\ngerde\u011fe girecekler; Bu gece vuslat gecesi, duyacaklar
\na\u015fklar\u0131n\u0131n s\u0131cak solumalar\u0131n\u0131; Seninle i\u015fleri ne? Ad\u0131n\u0131
\ns\u00f6ylemem \u00fclkenin birinde, bu gece se\u00e7im sonras\u0131 kabine
\nde\u011fi\u015fecek. ABD veya Rusya a\u00e7\u0131k denizde n\u00fckleer deneme
\nyapacaklar. Nasa \u015furadaki y\u0131ld\u0131za bir uydu g\u00f6nderecek,
\nuzay\u0131 parsellemek ad\u0131na. Yery\u00fcz\u00fcnde bir \u015fehir Hiro\u015fima
\nbenzeri yine bombalanacak. Binlerce insan iyi bir ihtimalle
\ng\u00f6\u00e7 edecek \u00fclkelerinden. Hi\u00e7 birisinin akl\u0131na bile gelmeyecek
\nbug\u00fcn\u00fcn pazar oldu\u011fu. Bir hasta b\u0131\u00e7ak alt\u0131na yatacak; Gen\u00e7
\nya\u015fl\u0131 gazeteciler tutuklanacak, say\u0131s\u0131z insan i\u015fkence alt\u0131nda
\ncan verecek. Tan\u0131mad\u0131\u011f\u0131n biri kim vurdu\u011fa gidecek k\u00f6\u015fe
\nba\u015f\u0131nda; Faili me\u00e7hul cinayet yani.
\n…Pazar m\u0131\u015fs\u0131n?! Tatil mi\u015fsin?!! Kim diyor onu? Budala, \u015fu an
\nAmerika da pazartesisin, Asya da ise cumartesi. Erteler sarm\u0131\u015f
\netraf\u0131n\u0131, fark\u0131nda m\u0131s\u0131n? Kime yutturuyor sun?! Pazarm\u0131\u015f. Hadi
\noradan sende. Madem pazars\u0131n, madem tatilsin, durdursana
\ng\u00f6reyim zaman\u0131n ak\u0131\u015f\u0131n\u0131, g\u00f6ndersene saatleri uzay\u0131n
\nderinliklerine, tatile. Hadi, durdur g\u00f6reyim d\u00f6rt cepheden
\nsald\u0131ran taaruzu; \u0130nanay\u0131m pazar, tatil oldu\u011funa?! \u00d6l\u00fcm\u00fc
\nbug\u00fcn i\u00e7in durdur: “Tatil bug\u00fcn. \u00d6lmek yok!” desene? Hadi
\n“Bug\u00fcn \u00f6l\u00fcye hasret olacak mezarl\u0131klar” de bakay\u0131m?!
\nNeden? Diyebilirsin? Dene. Var m\u0131s\u0131n? Hey gidi mehter
\nihti\u015fam\u0131yla ilerleyen pazar seni hey…!!
\n…Sen ancak, kendini kand\u0131r\u0131rs\u0131n bu gidi\u015fle…Neymi\u015f,
\ntatilmi\u015f?! Neymi\u015f bug\u00fcn g\u00fcnlerden, pazarm\u0131\u015f?!
\nSeni gidi seni, kar\u0131nca taciri seni.
\n.
\nB\u0130TT\u0130.
\nYazan: Mehmet Akif-2020<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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